Payday

November 29, 2006

I really have to devise a system of jotting down stuff that I intend to write about.  I had so many things going through my head these past few days, but now that I'm in front of the computer it's all blank.  Maybe 'coz it's payday.  That must be it 'coz all I can think of doing right now is to check my ATM.  

Anorexia

November 22, 2006

I am really sick and tired of anorexics showing up every now and then in tabloid programs and talk shows.  Why are these monumentally stupid people getting air time?  They’re not even really sick!  Anorexia is a made-up term so we’d have something to call these idiots. 

Imagine, having dinner while watching Insider’s report on TomKat’s wedding when all of a sudden, before they go into a commercial, they preview what’s next: anorexic twins.  They look so disgusting that you’d really lose your appetite.  In fact, my theory is that those two can’t eat because they’re so disgusted with each other’s looks.  And they need Dr. Phil for that?  They need a mirror!  George Carlin was right on the money when he discussed Anorexia in one of his acts: “Rich little cunt doesn’t wanna eat?  Fuck her.”

I’m bringing sexy back!

November 21, 2006

I'm back!  And this time, hopefully for good.  Now that I've put the bar exams behind me, now that I'm finally comfortable with my position and responsibilities as team leader, and finally, after straightening out my new team (most of my agents are now consistent performers), I can finally find the time to blog.  The year 2006 has been a whirlwind for me, with so many things happening all at the same time, and with events overlapping with one another.  But now, I'm finally comfortable with all the changes that happened in my life this year.  So yes, I'm bringing sexy back! 

Ok, I'm not exactly sexy at this point in time.  I haven't been to the gym in months and all that time spent sitting down, reading and eating and preparing for the bar really took its toll.  It's moments like these that make me miss high school.  During those years, I can eat anything and I wouldn't gain a pound.  Today, I finish a milkshake  and my ass bloats like there's no tomorrow.  But I'm ready to take the next step towards the right direction.  I've renewed my membership with Gold's Gym and I go back to the gym tomorrow.  Oh god.  First day at the gym.  This will really hurt the day after.